Saturday, November 8, 2008

I Smell A Rat...

ok. so just now at night i went into the kitchen, turned on the light, looked left just to see this cheeky little mouse or rat scuttling away from me into the mess of golf bags and chairs in the corner. horrible betul....

so i grabbed a broom, those plastic types and called my sis down with a wooden pole we found somewhere. i grabbed a flashlight and cautiously, jumpily moved bags and chairs away until the ancient bag where the little rat was hiding was in plain view by itself. shining the light into the bag very slowly, the little critter stared back at me with wide black eyes. aww so cute..... BUT UR NOT SHARING MY HOUSE, LITTLE PEST!!!

i grabbed the pole and jabbed it into the bag and WHEEE!!! out it flew!!! unto the ground!! at our feet!! lots of screaming and squealing on our parts and the mouse' part too. it dived behind a cooler while we formed a perimeter around it.

and now the big part.... i kicked the cooler and THERE IT IS!!! SCUTTLING OVER THE FLOOR!!!! U HAVE NO WHERE TO GO LITTLE RODENT MUAHAHA WE'VE SEALED THE DOORS!!! it raced into a corner but this time there was no where to run with it cornered.

I SLAMMED THE PLASTIC BROOM DOWN ON IT. -miss-

AND AGAIN!!! GOT ITS TAIL!!! -10 dmg!-

ITS TRAPPED I'VE GOT ITS TAIL AND NOW FOR THE KILLING BLOW!!!

*squeak!!!! squuuueeaaaakkkkk!! squeaaak squeaakk!!!!!!*

aww.... i'm sorry... but u know the risks involved when u dare to live in my kitchen... sniff... i'm sorry... but we have to do this.....

GO GET IT SIS U CAN DO IT!!!! U CAN DO THE HONORS!!

POLE SMASH FROM MY SIS!!! -miss-

AND AGAIN!!!-miss-

AGAIN!!! -got the cabinet edge- -lol-

KILLING BLOW!!!! WHACK!! -324 dmg-

ITS NOT DEAD YET!!! WHACK!! -276 dmg-

err STILL TWITCHING!! WHAM!!! -419 dmg-

=brother and sister defeated rat=


Battle Summary:

exp points earned: 20
gold earned: 0


well needless to say it was quite.... messy??? cuz we kept missing and knocking stuff all over the place haha. i dont wanna go into details cuz its a little 18 SG. imagine errr nevermind. some stuff flew out and of course it was quite bloody but yea! quite an achievement :P

guess i'm the one to do the mopping =.=''

and the errrr disposal. eww. i actually used a plastic bag to gather it. like when u buy choose fish then turn it inside out. haha. ewwwwwww i'm so washing my hands again and again tonight.

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