Sunday, April 27, 2008

Household Pest

i hate cicaks. those little grey-tan colored lizards that always hang around lighted signs outside mamaks and fluorescent lights? i hate them with a vengeance. don't get me wrong, not the kinda hate where you go like: Ohmigosh a lizard!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH then run away 50 miles an hour going i hate them i hate them i hate those things!! haha....

they invade my house. u may say that they're good for us, eat mosquitoes and other insects but they do deliver a huge load of shit all over your porch and elsewhere. worse still, these daring little things have entered my house not for more insects, but food. human food. human-eating food. lizards. eating human-eating food. so annoying...... gosh.....

recently one loves to hide near a dustbin so whenever food wrappers or scraps of food get thrown in, he dives in and rustles out the moment anyone comes nearby. i wanna catch that little pest and throw him out. grr. another one loves to stick in the kitchen near all my cutlery and dishes and another actually is hooked on 100plus and coke and shandy and beer!! well all the empty cans anyway. we place them on a shelf before putting them in a bag at the back. so he sticks around there getting high on coke. funny? maybe amusing the first time. but now its down right annoying.

AND YET ANOTHER ONE recently found his/her/its way into our BLOODY FREAKING TOASTER!! OH MY ****!? WHO WANTS TO TOAST BREAD THERE ANYMORE??? the little blighter wouldn't even leave after i tried peeling off the cover. in the end tak jadi. there was one last screw that no phillips or flathead screwdriver could open. so we left it there hoping he would leave after stuffing himself with breadcrumbs. i half thought of torching him to death with the toaster but then how would i get the ugh body out? lol.

right after dinner just now, i lost my cool and found 2 lodged under my microwave oven. so i found a long stick and swiped them out. before one could get over the sudden bright disorientation i slammed one hand down on him. for animal lovers dont worry they're pretty tough. the other ran away but all my attention was on this trouble maker. hehehe this guy that has been tormenting me over the months is in my hand..... muahahahah what should i do with him?? hmm. eww. u dirty thing. shit all over my hand now ah?? or maybe i slammed u too hard till u terberak or something. gross. i picked him up, carefully avoiding his end and threw him out of my house hoping he never returns. good riddance i thought. sigh. i feel good. 1 gecko down. hahahahah. 1 down. and how many more to go......? oh my gosh. probably tens of them. so much for my victory. ah well.

the fight goes on. ;) ;)

Friday, April 25, 2008

Lecturers Revenge Day aka Parents Day

the day that most students dread. unless you're like those top students who ace every test they sit. like that guy i saw today, i think he was practically bursting with pride..... forget that, irrelevant.

so yeah, i told my mom quite casually about it cuz i was sure she wouldn't want to come or wouldn't have time to come but who knows?? she looked up with that interested expression and went like: " really ah? hmm then i better come. " wtfish. backfired. or im just a big mouth. so today i'm walking all over the 3rd floor pacing here and there barging into all kinds of classes looking for my mom who said she'd be there but when i called her she just won't answer her phone. but wait then again she hardly does answer it lol.

in the end DR wong found me and told me my mom was waiting on the 3rd floor. while i was blundering around like a sesat guy. OH MY GOSH. ah well. these things happen. so i found her there, she already saw mr rajah. so we went to see the other lecturers and lucky us mr yong mr lee were simultaneously free what a stroke of luck.... i mean bad luck.

ahem they pulled out our results table with a fluorish and started blah blah blahing. and i just sat there staring at the ceiling going like uh huh and nodding and the wrong times but it doesn't matter. what's important is that i, WE all focus from this point on and TRY to reduce our leisure time after and between classes and meals. ahem ahem. yes it means me too. i try. :D

so yeah nothing much out of the ordinary. quite surprised i didn't get grilled much. maybe mom's given me up as a lost cause. whoops! looking forward to our trip. hopefully after all our good planning with proper time management cuz of now, we'll have a double smashing time during grad with the musical, essentially and our trip after that. something to look forward to instead of post exam euphoria.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

A familiar face from England

it has been a long time since i wrote anything here in my blog. and since people used to say that i had good typing skills they believed that it came from blogging and writing lots of posts and entries. but i haven't updated my blog since last year. ;)

ok then lets kick things off. last last week, my cousin from England came to visit us in Malaysia. when i say us i mean the whole family haha. and it was real good seeing them all again, with their great accents and curious innocence towards Malaysian culture and lifestyles, although they're getting pretty good at it.






she's the one on the bottom left. the middle guy is our cousin zi hao.





randomness











our cousin's parents friends joining us at home. damn why am i so yeng. cough cough. ^^'





oh bad pic bad pic. of course its my sis who took it. :P





yea yea im sure ur happy haha.






the other pictures i (we) managed to take with her are all in her camera. haven't got it from her through msn yet. =( so the moral of the story is, family first!! lol.