Household Pest

i hate cicaks. those little grey-tan colored lizards that always hang around lighted signs outside mamaks and fluorescent lights? i hate them with a vengeance. don't get me wrong, not the kinda hate where you go like: Ohmigosh a lizard!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH then run away 50 miles an hour going i hate them i hate them i hate those things!! haha....

they invade my house. u may say that they're good for us, eat mosquitoes and other insects but they do deliver a huge load of shit all over your porch and elsewhere. worse still, these daring little things have entered my house not for more insects, but food. human food. human-eating food. lizards. eating human-eating food. so annoying...... gosh.....

recently one loves to hide near a dustbin so whenever food wrappers or scraps of food get thrown in, he dives in and rustles out the moment anyone comes nearby. i wanna catch that little pest and throw him out. grr. another one loves to stick in the kitchen near all my cutlery and dishes and another actually is hooked on 100plus and coke and shandy and beer!! well all the empty cans anyway. we place them on a shelf before putting them in a bag at the back. so he sticks around there getting high on coke. funny? maybe amusing the first time. but now its down right annoying.

AND YET ANOTHER ONE recently found his/her/its way into our BLOODY FREAKING TOASTER!! OH MY ****!? WHO WANTS TO TOAST BREAD THERE ANYMORE??? the little blighter wouldn't even leave after i tried peeling off the cover. in the end tak jadi. there was one last screw that no phillips or flathead screwdriver could open. so we left it there hoping he would leave after stuffing himself with breadcrumbs. i half thought of torching him to death with the toaster but then how would i get the ugh body out? lol.

right after dinner just now, i lost my cool and found 2 lodged under my microwave oven. so i found a long stick and swiped them out. before one could get over the sudden bright disorientation i slammed one hand down on him. for animal lovers dont worry they're pretty tough. the other ran away but all my attention was on this trouble maker. hehehe this guy that has been tormenting me over the months is in my hand..... muahahahah what should i do with him?? hmm. eww. u dirty thing. shit all over my hand now ah?? or maybe i slammed u too hard till u terberak or something. gross. i picked him up, carefully avoiding his end and threw him out of my house hoping he never returns. good riddance i thought. sigh. i feel good. 1 gecko down. hahahahah. 1 down. and how many more to go......? oh my gosh. probably tens of them. so much for my victory. ah well.

the fight goes on. ;) ;)