I met a Boomer straight out from Left 4 Dead... BLEAUURRGHHHHHH!!!

I never thought i'd meet a real live boomer. By now, i'm gonna assume that the majority of people who read this blog have played Left 4 Dead or at least heard of it before. - -

today while i was rushing for my law assignment (due tomo, ARGHHHH!!!), not to mention the accounting assignment due friday (due friday, AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!), skit practice tonight( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---------*sore throat*), and law tutorial due tomo morning (.................), this big dood sat down opposite me at the table (luckily there was that steel divider between us).

Ok, nothing wrong with that. Big guys sit down opposite you anywhere.

But after a while, he started giving out subtle hints that he was not any normal big dood.

A few secs after he sat down, he burped. Still, nothing wrong. Big guys burp a lot. right? lol.

Then he burped again. and again.

and again.

then he farted.

or maybe it was his throat.

then he cleared his throat.

burped again.

a verrrrrryyyyyyyy wet burp.

normally the burps we hear are quite er dry and clean (our good ol Max, for ex.). but there's also the wet types. ughh..

THIS GUY. KEPT BURPING AND SNORTING AND URRLLLPPP-ING AND WHATEVER WAS GOING ON INSIDE HIM WAS ESCAPING HIM BY ANY MEANS.

Hence the new title, boomer boy. He did have a big stomach too. i'm so definitely sick by now. shouldn't have eaten that kon loh mee this morning. u could almost expect him to BLLLEEEAUURRGHHHH all over himself anytime.

snort snort burrppppp ulppp gulppp snort coughhh *fart* *fart* burppp gulllppppp ullcchhhh !@#$%^&**^$%%^!)&(!*&^^!~$~@~#!!%YQJKBN jwbfqib qf!GEN!GH)E&@BRg38qrt8t865148BGGB87%^#$#&FEBG2G

and all other manner of unhearable horrors.

I jumped up in near-paralyzed fear and leaving my stuff to the mercy of the boomer 3 feet in front of me i ran and ran and ran. MUMMMYYYY!!!!

*maybe i'll just snipe him from a safe distance away.*

**i'll probably skip lunch**.