Whee, life is changing

well its confirmed. i'm going to australia. just got my offer letter and all the tiring details. sigh. i feel both happy and sad. for many reasons. hang on for me thomas, i'll be there in a few months time. ^^

Light and Darkness

here's a funny thing to think about:

there's light.

and there's darkness.

they are complete opposites are they not?

and yet darkness is actually an absence of light.

which means when there's no light, there's darkness.

therefore, in itself darkness cannot exist by itself.

yet since darkness only exists when there is light,

why does it exist only when there is no light?

when it needs light to exist??


*scratches head*

Genting trip

lousy internet connection. sorry guys, but there'll be mostly pics and not words here.





















































p.s. naturally i took the pics. :P

I met a Boomer straight out from Left 4 Dead... BLEAUURRGHHHHHH!!!

I never thought i'd meet a real live boomer. By now, i'm gonna assume that the majority of people who read this blog have played Left 4 Dead or at least heard of it before. - -

today while i was rushing for my law assignment (due tomo, ARGHHHH!!!), not to mention the accounting assignment due friday (due friday, AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!), skit practice tonight( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---------*sore throat*), and law tutorial due tomo morning (.................), this big dood sat down opposite me at the table (luckily there was that steel divider between us).

Ok, nothing wrong with that. Big guys sit down opposite you anywhere.

But after a while, he started giving out subtle hints that he was not any normal big dood.

A few secs after he sat down, he burped. Still, nothing wrong. Big guys burp a lot. right? lol.

Then he burped again. and again.

and again.

then he farted.

or maybe it was his throat.

then he cleared his throat.

burped again.

a verrrrrryyyyyyyy wet burp.

normally the burps we hear are quite er dry and clean (our good ol Max, for ex.). but there's also the wet types. ughh..

THIS GUY. KEPT BURPING AND SNORTING AND URRLLLPPP-ING AND WHATEVER WAS GOING ON INSIDE HIM WAS ESCAPING HIM BY ANY MEANS.

Hence the new title, boomer boy. He did have a big stomach too. i'm so definitely sick by now. shouldn't have eaten that kon loh mee this morning. u could almost expect him to BLLLEEEAUURRGHHHH all over himself anytime.

snort snort burrppppp ulppp gulppp snort coughhh *fart* *fart* burppp gulllppppp ullcchhhh !@#$%^&**^$%%^!)&(!*&^^!~$~@~#!!%YQJKBN jwbfqib qf!GEN!GH)E&@BRg38qrt8t865148BGGB87%^#$#&FEBG2G

and all other manner of unhearable horrors.

I jumped up in near-paralyzed fear and leaving my stuff to the mercy of the boomer 3 feet in front of me i ran and ran and ran. MUMMMYYYY!!!!

*maybe i'll just snipe him from a safe distance away.*

**i'll probably skip lunch**.

*Censored* ing Censors!!!

Had lots of fun yesterday. Went out with Abas and Jocelyn and some other new friends that i got to know. We went skating with Raymond and his girl then went for a movie. which was by the way, so darn dissapointing.

Not because its a lousy movie, in fact its a crazy psychological thriller. about cops and whether what they do are justified as justice, stuff like that. no it was disappointing because of the stupid censors. oh my gosh. they censored so much of the movie in the end it was as long as a long advertisement on tv. they cut here cut there, the scenes jump and twitch and spasm, even. do they really think censoring the movie is going to do any good? in fact it'll only make people more curious right?? and it was an 18 PL anyway. sad case.

An AXGI-DENT

my house is in an enclosed area.... fenced and with guards patrolling. about a 500 * 400 sqm area? and what do you know.... for the first time in my life living here... got an accident INSIDE that area.... crazy





got home late last night after skit practice. as i was rounding that corner, i was a car on its side by the side of the road. ah ok. nothing unusual..... wha whaa WHATTTT????!?!! *backtrack!! backtrack!!!* i reversed all the way back to get a better view.

*whistles* now that's something u don't see every day... err night. it was almost 12 by then. and this nice honda civic or city couldn't tell, was lying on its side half on the kerb half on the road. wow. on its side. 90 degrees clockwise if ur car is normally at 0 degrees.

so i went to help out. it was almost dark there. the stupid street light so weak somemore. some neighbors were there. well actually it was a neighbor was there. the rest were some security guards.

so i hung around to see if anyone needed help. the accidentee had long fled the scene i was told. she went back home to get treated for injuries. nothing too serious. yea its a she. luckily her injuries weren't too serious. but quite interesting also. i wanted to see how she climbed out of the passenger window and drop to the ground ^^


so after that the tow truck came. surprisingly quiet somemore. maybe everyone sleeping too nyenyak-ly by then. so we all helped to push the car back to 0 degrees. then the tow truck and co stripped the car of valuables and belongings. then they hooked it up to the tow bar and adjust adjust.....

i must've been there for half an hour. long enough to get bitten by a few hundred mosquitoes and to see bats flying above me. seriously. haha. my place has bats. they damn cute. :P the guards had long pants. T.T

that's about it. didn't hang around to see the finale, didn't wanna seem to keh poh.

crowded Monash workstations...

man i both love and hate monash. here's the hate part:

right now i'm in the library trying to finish some assignments. and due to the lack of space and to squeeze more coms into that crowded space, there's barely enough maneuver space for anybody. errr. there's this ma lai mui behind me.... sharing a space with her ma lai mui 2 friend.


and OH MY GOSH.


she keeps shoving my chair to the side... - -'' the chairs are the swivel like chairs where u can spin urself 360, 720 degrees round and round while staying stationary.. get it?


sooooooo.........





dunno if she's trying to show off her ample rear volume or what? lol. JUST STOP PUSHING MY CHAIR BEEEEEETTSSHHH!!!!!!!

and please la... don't use so much stifling talcum powder..... sob sobs......




i'm so bad..... sobs...